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The journal that took to long.

Sun Nov 22, 2009, 4:08 PM
stolen from :iconimgoingtothemoon: for my amusement.

CHOOSE 10 OF YOUR OCs.


01]> Ivan
02]> Nadia
03]> Casilda
04]> Saber
05]> Pandra
06]> shiloh
07]> Egra
08]> Chasca
09]> Kozozo
10]> Maria

> What would you do if...

1. Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ivan: wake up.
Me: what?
Ivan: where's your nearest liquor store?
Me: down the street... just don't do.. zzzzzz...

2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Casilda: Surprise fat boy! *pie in face*
Me: GET OUT BEFORE I TIE YOU TO THE BALCONY WITH YOUR TAIL!!!

3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: ... your drunk right?
Saber: No.... maybe a little... but it was them damn russian keronian... you know I hear casilda talk about*collapse* ...
Kozozo: Maria is only my love... *in a daze*

4. Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: oh wow! I never tried french food before.
Pandra: well it helps when you have to cook for your self since the other person that lives with you can only drink blood... mostly of women.
Siloh: Don't judge me!

5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Shiloh: AHHHHHH IT BURNS!!! WHY AM I OUT IN BROAD DAY LIGHT?!!! *runs into the hotel room*
Me:... how did he not noticed till now to scream with pain?
Casilda: FPS 40~ looks like it wore of~ nyahahahaha...

6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: you're kidding right
Egra: ... I don't kid. *stares*
ME: . . . don't kill me.

7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Chasca! are you alright?!
Chasca: Maria... attacked.. me. *faint*
Me: MARIA!!!!! *insert epic gun fight in mexico here*

8. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: D:
Kozozo: With this Maria will show that I love her so~
Maria: *laying on a bench* zzzzzzzz....

9. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
well she is mexican...

10. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
me: I'm doing what?!!!
Maria: I'm doing what?!!!!
Ivan: Why do I care?

11. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: he's a russian keronian that used to somewhat rule communist russia from the shadow?
Ivan: somewhat? I was most of the time shooting down aliens with Nadia while stalin dose things behind my back.
Me: well soooorry...
Ivan: you should be communism was made with blood because of him. *clench fist*

12. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: HOT RUSSIAN ON MEXICAN LESBIAN ACTION!!! *brutally murderer by Ice*
Nadia: *taking her Ice claws out* I was just kidding you disgusting pig.
Maria: awww but you said it you stupid Popsicle
Nadia: What did you say?!
Maria: that your nothing but a Popsicle in a uniform who loves her dear old fart of a dad?
Nadia: that's it!
*cat fight of doom*
Me: . . . medic...

13. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Casilda: I don't think we'll get that far, I have to work in Nevada and I'm an alien cat frog in the US military.
me: and I'm in a relationship already.

14. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Shiloh: I hear the Latin girls are crazy in bed.
Kozozo: that's my Maria! *attack with his cutlass*
Shiloh: *kick*
Kozozo: come on fight like a man!!
Maria: idiots.. the both of you.

15. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Pandra+shiloh:..-stare at each other then laugh-
Pandra: I'm more of a sister to him!
Me: where there you go.

16. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you
Me:... oh we always knew that.
Shiloh: hey~ it's what I do.
Me: just like the vampires of today.
Shiloh: *twitch* what did you say?!
Me: just like... Edward? *is murder*
Shiloh: DAM TWILIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!

17. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: your a beautiful witch, I'm sure someone out there will love you.
Chasca:...really :'D
me: yes
Mawlili: ^_^

Happy end.

18. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: ... ha! he send it to the wrong address. *deletes*
Kozozo: oh maria~ my maria~ I hope she got it~

19. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: HOLY SHIT ON A STICK!
Ivan: let go of me!!!
Maria: *drunk* You know... I love sheep's blood... I really do... for I am a chupa... ba ba..

20. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours.
Me: makes sense since the made the hotel into a command room.
*in the hotel room*
Casilda: ok... the package is moving.
Saber: do we real have to do this just for ordering KFC? aren't we here for the president?
Casilda: Don't underestimate the chicken!
Saber: yes sir...

21. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Ivan+shiloh: HELL NO and go to hell! >:C

22. Would 2 trust 5?
Nadia: she is trust worthy
Pandra: *under the bed* ... scary.

23. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Saber:..-pokes-
Maria: yes cutie~?
Saber: what out for the *Car passes by* never mind.
Maria: *wet* FFFFFFFF

24. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together.
Pandra: just like old times?
Ivan: Yes... old times... *in his head evil thoughts and a evil aura around him*
Pandra: o_o;?

24. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Shiloh: today we are making pie bomebs! first we take the pies out of the oven... hmmm~
Casilda: now we place bombs that can be easily made at home. warninghomemadebombsnotavailableinallare as.

25. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Egra: F*#K I have to work with you.
Kozozo: not my fault *turns* OH! Welcome to walmart!

26. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Pandra: nooooooo!
Chasca: awwwww.. I just wanted a but of the top for my potion...

27. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Shiloh: needs more boobs.
Kozozo: you know what! *draws cutlass*
Shiloh: nice drawing of your sword... ooohh scary~
Kozozo: FFFFFFF

28. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation
Kozozo is blinded by his love for maria... maria had to much meat... and she throughput on him.

29. 1 accidentally bumped into 10?
Ivan: Move you goat sucker
Maria: your lucky I *barf* or I would kick your ass *barf*

30. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Maria:...-stares at cell phone-... that Russian snow fairy just doesn't get it! *throws it at a wall*
Nadia:..-waits while the phone rings-... damn it what isn't he picking up to know he got the model ship? *growls*

31. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Pandra: wow your tone.
shiloh: running from twilight fan girls and muffin girl rain is no laughing matter...

32. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Sholoh..awww and I wanted to Give you such a cake then hit on all your female guests. :c
me:..and that's why you weren't invited.

33. 7 won the lottery?
Egra: ... *rips up the paper*
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm too late!

34. 8 had quite a big secret?
Chasca: I'm sorry but I can't tell you.

35. 9 became a singer?
person in the coward:..BOO WHERES THE ENTERTAINMENT
Kozozo: you know what *jumps*
Coward mash pit endues.

36. 10 got a daughter?
Me: O_O I knew she was always having unprotected *smacked*
Maria: I do not have a daughter!!! *claws me to death*

37. What would 1 think of 2?
Ivan: you are a great daughter and general.
Nadia: and you are a great father.
Me:..awwwwww :'D
both: yes.

38. How would 3 greet 4?
Casilda: yo womanizer!
Shiloh: stop greeting me that way.
Casilda: alright, greeting oh gigaloo.

39. What would 4 envy about 5?
Saber: she fly's?
Pandera: :'D

40. What dream would 5 have about 6?
-them having a tea party-

41. What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Shiloh: we are both guys?
Egra: yeah that is pretty much it.

42. What would make 7 angry at 8?
Egra: -cleaning the mess after the black hole training-
Chasca: sorry!!! I'll fix the hole in the village!

43. Where would 8 meet 9?
Chasca: no where the last time I did Maria almost killed me.

44. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Kozozo:..-in the corner-.. tell her she's ugly in her monster form or she's fat.

45. What would make 10 scared of 1?
Maria:...he get really nasty when he's angry.
Ivan: that was my last vodka.

46. Is 3 Gay?
Me: no
Casilda with an M4: good man.

  • Mood: Llama
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  • Playing: Left4Dead2
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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:iconorlockm249-saw:
thanks. lol

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:iconorlockm249-saw:
O_o;;; wow....

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:iconhapo57:
Thanks for the fave on Sputnik! :3

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:iconorlockm249-saw:
oh no prob! I thought that was an awesome version of the start of the space race. also funny because Russia was the first to create the best jet fighter right after ww2.

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I'm glad you liked it! I hope to do more Space Race related things soon...

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words ^^

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Just popping by to say hello ^_^
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why hello good buddy

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